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Untouched Since 1969, This Amazing ‘Time Capsule’ Home Hits the Market

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It’s as if Liberace and the set designers for Mad Men combined their strengths and decorating prowess to collaborate on this Palm Springs, CA home. The truth is, this 3,350 sq. ft. home, built in 1969, has remained virtually untouched since the day it was built. The only thing that has been changed, appropriately, is the kitchen which was given a modern upgrade.

According to listing agent Lucio Bernal, one of the main reasons for the time-capsulesque nature of the home is the fact that it has only changed hands once. This has helped it to retain its custom designed integrity.

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“The original owner was a builder, Milton Seidner, who built a few homes in the Twin Palms neighborhood. The home was sold to my client’s parents in 1994 after his passing. My clients’ parents lived in the home until they passed recently.”

The home, which is listed by Bernal and Benjamin “Chip” Romero at Berkshire Hathaway, is priced at $850,000. The home has already been viewed by hundreds of interested buyers online and in-person. They all say the same thing: Keep it that way! The museum quality of the home has caused people to say things that range from the home brings back memories from their childhoods to calling it “life-changing.”

That much pink could be life-changing, but maybe not in a good way. It all depends on taste.

The listing agents suggest that with the large amount of interest being generated by this custom-designed home, it would be prudent to move quickly. The home is as hot right now as the pink carpet surrounding the tub in the bathroom.

Want to make an offer on 2055 S. Joshua Tree Place in Palm Springs, CA? Contact the Bernal Smith Group today.

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RELATED: Ever Seen A Time Capsule From The 60s? Wait Til You See Inside This Home.

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5 Rookie Mistakes By First-Time Homebuyers (And How To Avoid Them)

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This is it: The big one.

You’ve scoped out the neighborhood, saved for your down payment and found your custom kitchen and perfect bathroom tile.

You’re trading the world of rental apartments, condos and townhomes for one of the biggest financial commitments of your life: Your first home.

But you’re new to this and quickly find yourself overwhelmed and confused. As the process unfolds, you realize you didn’t account for all your closing costs; buying a new car last week spooked your credit report; and that home inspection you passed on — that was a really bad idea.

Soon enough, your idyllic dream for a first home turns into a burdensome nightmare.

This scenario could have been avoided if you were aware of some of the most common mistakes committed by first-time homebuyers.

We spoke with loan officers, real estate agents and other home-buying experts to give you a rundown of some of the biggies and tips that might help you avoid headaches and heartache before you sign the dotted line.

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Maybe you thought the biggest check you’d write for your lovely new house would be your first monthly mortgage payment.

Nope.

“First-time homebuyers are notorious for…constantly overestimating or underestimating what they can afford,” says Jason Hecht, a Movement sales manager in Glendale, Calif.

Apparently so: A study from PricewaterhouseCoopers shows that 61 percent of misunderstandings between borrowers and lenders stem from confusion over fees, terms and ownership costs.

Experts say first-timers should save months in advance and budget for the money they’re sure to spend. Those expenses include:

Closing costs and fees: Hecht tells his California clients to be ready to spend about $5,000 in closing costs alone. That’s because, as a buyer, you’ll have to pay attorney’s fees, lender fees, appraisal fees, title fees and a recording fee just to put your home’s deed on file with the state.

Property taxes and homeowners insurance: You’ll likely want to set up an escrow account where your loan servicer can pay your insurance premiums and tax payments for the life of your loan. All lenders require buyers to pay up to a year of insurance at closing.

Private mortgage insurance (PMI): This monthly fee is for buyers who pay less than 20 percent of a down payment on their home. It reimburses the lender in case you default on your loan.

Inspections: Most industry experts recommend buyers foot the bill for a home inspection. Depending on what your state requires, you could need a general, chimney, geological and/or sewer inspection (that’s about a $1,000 tab, Hecht says). Plus, not all repairs recommended by the inspector are always covered by the seller. You could end up paying some out of your own pocket.

HOA fees: If you’re moving into a subdivision or gated community, find out how much you’ll have to pay in annual/yearly homeowners association fees for neighborhood upkeep.

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Hold off on that new furniture set or American Express card until you’ve actually moved in.

Why? Because lenders are going to check your debt load before closing and if you’re on the hook for a massive last-minute purchase, it could “kill a deal,” says Shari Saba, a Movement senior loan officer in Franklin, Tenn.

Many loans are approved based on a specific debt-to-income ratio and minimum credit score. If you go purchase a Hummer (or just a Honda) a few days before closing, and the dealership pulls your credit, your score could be affected, your ratio thrown off balance and “you’ve just blown yourself out of qualifying” for your mortgage,” Saba says.

“Keep everything status quo,” she says. “Don’t change your job. Keep your money tight. Pay your bills on time and buy yourself some groceries. I just don’t want to see any new credit cards.”

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Time is money, right? So maybe you’ve decided to save on both by looking for and buying a home yourself. After all, who needs an experienced real estate agent or reputable lender when you have your mouse and keyboard at your side?

A lot of people.

Local agents have the know-how and experience to navigate the oft-stressful home-buying process, says Meg Casper, vice president of the National Association of Realtors.

They know the market and can provide buyers with information about their neighborhood, such as average utility rates, schools and crime.

As for lenders, Casper suggests buyers consult with them face-to-face, rather that just an online search.

“When you sit down with a lender, you need to provide a lot of documentation,” Casper says. “It’s a whole lot better when you sit one-on-one with someone who knows” what they’re doing.

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An enclosed deck in the backyard. A game room in the den. A sun room with bay windows.

In a perfect world, you’d have it all in your inaugural home. But chances are, you won’t. And as your search continues, you may want to compromise on those must-haves that you thought were deal breakers.

Buyers should understand that their first home is “not going to be perfect,” says Matt Brurs, a Movement loan officer in Las Vegas.

So talk with your agent or loan officer about amenities that are important to you, such as how many bedrooms you need or what kind of lawn you want.

“You don’t want to ruin anybody’s dreams but it’s all about setting expectations,” says Brurs, adding that good agents and loan officers can help balance the buyer’s wants with what’s attainable.

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When facing closing and moving costs, one might be tempted to skip out on paying for a detailed home inspection.

Bad idea.

You may think it doesn’t matter when you first move in but a quality inspector can identify what’s causing that crack in the basement, or trace the source of those damaged roof shingles. Unlike someone who is just a roofer or just an electrician, good inspectors will climb the roof, traverse the attic and go under the crawl space to find the things the buyer won’t see on the surface.

“Because we see the house as a system, we may find that mold may not be caused by a roof leak…it’s caused by moisture at the lower level,” says Frank Lesh, executive director of the American Society of Home Inspectors. “The shingles might look fine but there could be a leak you can’t see.”

He adds: “A house doesn’t have a check engine light. You might think it looks OK because there are no telltale signs but there could be a problem you’re unaware of and the inspector has to look at everything.”

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So there you have it, a not-too-exhaustive list of the kind of mistakes you don’t want to make if you’re in the market for your first house. If you’re ready to get your house hunt started or just need more information, talk to a mortgage loan officer and begin the conversation.

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There’s A Place In Alaska Known As “The Town Under One Roof.”

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In the isolated cold of the largest state in the U.S., nestled in the mountains and behind a glacier, sits Whittier Alaska. This town, founded in the 1940’s as a military base in response to the ever-growing Japanese threat, is now a quiet burg that houses almost 200 residents and a slew of unique attributes.

First, getting into the town is a journey that requires patience and a stoic approach to claustrophobia. The only entrance to the town is a two-and-a-half-mile tunnel that is only one lane wide. There are lights outside of the entrance that tell you when you can enter the mountain. This happens every half hour. If you don’t get there at the right time, you are in for a wait.

After you brave the trip through the tunnel (for some a white-knuckle trip) you emerge on the other side greeted by a beautiful expanse of water, mountains, waterfalls and a singular tower complex that shoots straight up into the sky.

See it for yourself in this video (and in the gallery at the bottom):

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Begich Towers, which is the central hub of Whittier, houses almost the entire town. From the school, to the theater to the local grocery (one of only two) the entire town seems to be under one roof. The residents seem to prefer it that way, enjoying the tight sense of community and amazing level of security and isolation Whittier offers. The town even closes the gates of the tunnel from 10pm – 5am every single day. Whether it be Russian invasion or Zombie Apocalypse, these folks are set.

The folks of Whittier don’t want anyone to get the wrong impression and think they are a community reminiscent of Silent Hill. They are a welcoming group who cheerfully greet guests of the town and welcome more to come. Though the living arrangements may be strange in what the building’s superintendent refers to as life inside of a “big copper-covered Rubik’s cube”, they are a happy and comfortable group.

If getting away from humanity and moving to a town that is funnier than most is your dream, come visit Whittier. Just make sure you get there before 10pm or you’ll be in for a very, very long wait.

Scroll through these 32 images to get a sense of living in a town under one roof.

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8 Houses That Look Typical On The Outside But Are Anything But On The Inside

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The old adage ‘you can’t judge a book by its cover’ is usually applied to people… and books. It’s often used to remind people to probe deeper, in a culture that seems to be moving faster, and judging things far too quickly. It’s a sound practice when it comes to people; especially. Where it may have a strange application is in the world of real estate.

Nine times out of ten, what you see on the outside of a home, is reflected on the inside. Overgrown lawn, shutters barely hanging on, and siding broken and faded usually means a train wreck on the inside. Conversely a well-kept lawn and well-maintained outside usually maintains that level of care on the interior. Truth isn’t always what we perceive.

This list of homes reminds us that it’s important to always take a second look. You’ll be amazed at what your eyes tell you at first, versus what lies inside.


1. Drive through any rural Midwest burg and you’ll see dozens of pole barns just like this one. Normally they house farm equipment, maintenance shops or livestock. What’s inside this metal shell will make your jaw drop.

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2. This home is pretty milquetoast and suburb normal. Pretty, plain and simple. That is until you step through the portcullis and you’re whisked back into ye olde tyme.

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3. Ok… this home in the French Quarter looks on the outside that it belongs in the French Nickle. What is the game plan here? Make it look so bad that robbers pass you by? Too bad folks… your little New Orleans secret is out!

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RELATED: This Is, Bar None, The Craziest Interior Paint Job You’ll Ever See

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4. You think this house is just a normal city two-story brick? That would be a Toronto-no. Cross the threshold and you’ve gone from 2016 to an episode of Mad Men.

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5. Just a cabin in the woods. Nothing to see here. Nothing at… what’s that? Archie Bunker lived here? Oh, there’s a bunker… This goes deeper than just a downstairs bunker to outlast the Zombie Apocalypse.

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6. When people came to the open house at this estate, they didn’t realize that it was decorated by an interior designer who was heavily influenced by Prince. The raspberry beret should have clued them in.

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7. Two words describe this home: Time Capsule. You can’t tell by the outside but this home was most likely decorated by Disco Stu.

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8. Ok so this one is a completely normal home. You know, except for the gigantic homage to Shark week sticking out of the roof. People don’t realize how devastating the Sharknado truly was. #Aftermath.

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Rapping Realtor Puts Real Estate Spin On Popular Song

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You know that show, America’s Got Talent? Well, they need to create one called, Real Estate’s Got Talent because this industry is indeed bursting at the seams with it.

From Andrea Madison Romero’s hilarious version of Taylor Swift’s Shake it Off… to the Pegg sisters from Charlotte, NC with their Blank Space parody… to the hilariously awesome Adele parody by Megan Hill Mitchum.

And now THIS… Tiffany Featherstone (aka “The Rapping Realtor”) with her rendition of the Beastie Boys’ Paul Revere.

Who said Realtors don’t know how to have fun?!

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Thought she was a one-hit wonder? Think again…

There's about 5 more videos coming in the next few weeks… Just wait, It's. About. ToGo. Down! Feel free to like or share! :) #tgif #rappingrealtor #dwellerseller

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A Couple Bought An Abandoned High School, Renovated It, And Moved Right In

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From an abandoned building in Durango, CO to an award-winning community, Charles Shaw turned his vision of an eco-friendly sustainable business into a reality. The 45,000 sq. ft. property, now eerily quiet after years of screaming children running through its halls, sat vacant until Charles and his wife Lisa decided to purchase the Emory E. Smiley building in 1996 from the local school district.

Charles, with the new building in hand, remembers, “When we first bought the building we had vision of…we wanted to make it a place for artists and classes.” Charles and his little family did just that. Now, touting fourteen years of ownership/landlording without a vacancy, the halls are again filled with the voices of happy students, artists, teachers and the like. From art studios that benefit from almost 100% natural light to yoga classes that can warm up student tushies during floating-lotus pose because of the thermally-heated floors, the building is teeming with life.


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The real triumph of this community is that Charles, out of necessity, has created perhaps one of the eco-friendliest and energy-efficient buildings in the entire country. Through adept use of motion sensing ventilation, solar panels, and conscious use of electricity, the building’s utility bills went from a whopping $4,500 a month to an anemic $300!!

With vision, purpose and practice Charles has turned an old drafty school building into an eco-loving business commune that’s at the forefront of the “this is how you do things” model.

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18 DIYs That Failed So Badly, They’re Actually Impressive

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In the world of home repair and remodeling people do the best that they can. They pour what money they have available to add value and character to their beloved estates. Then there are these folks who can’t be bothered with things like, you know, instructions, skill, patience…

1. Should have gone with a bud for a… light… shower.

2. Oh… but you can spring for the expensive Gillette deodorant on the sink?

Despite multiple requests, landlady hasn't done shit about it. It started to leak so I stepped in to save the day

3. “When I’m hurtling down the road at 75mph, I choose Vise Grip pliers to keep a tenuous grip on my car’s control!”

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4. The secret is we use cake frosting to set the tiles!

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5. The new MC Escher chair from IKEA* *Warning may cause fits of intestinal cramping and hysteria.

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6. At night this monstrosity whispers “Please kill me…” to its maker.

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7. Instructions: Step 1 – Steal coat hanger from local Motel 6…

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8. When you can’t get a handle on DIY jobs.

9. When your first DIY job becomes your last.

Shower has a built-in electric on-demand water heater. Note the use of a twig to keep the wires away from the pipe.

10. DIY Cabinetry from the guy that builds all of those pain-in-the-butt brain-teaser puzzles.

11. A week later this guy’s depth perception issues led to a horrible accident on the runway at an airport.

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12. Quality work is key in DIY projects.

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13. This hack for non-mixed faucets is actually kind of genius (albeit unsightly).

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14. “Next on Drunk Carpentry: Tables!”

15. An electrician who’s watched TRON one too many times.

16. Bet this guy’s wife NEVER complains about him leaving the seat up

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17. Despite the obvious problem we think the guy who installed this faucet is compensating for something #probablyhasabigtruck

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18. Awww how adorable…the light socket is shy

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With Only 3 Ingredients And A Homemade Diffuser, She Keeps Her Home Smelling Fresh And Clean

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Ask any real estate agent and they’ll tell you: scent matters! Even if luring a potential buyer isn’t on your agenda, who wouldn’t want their home to smell nice and clean? Using an oil diffuser is a great solution, but they’re quite expensive to buy off the shelf. So why not make one yourself?! Using just 3 ingredients (coupled with just a smidge of time and money), you can create amazing aromas to make your home smell great for your family, for guests… for yourself!

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15 Hardwood Floor Tips Every Homeowner Needs To Know

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Kids, pets, family: all wonderful treasures that make every day worth living. That is unless you have nice wood floors—then they’re all hell-spawn sent to destroy your floor to the point where it leaves you on top of your roof, crazed, screaming at the top of your lungs, “SEE, THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS!!!” So here’s a list of wood floor hacks that will not only keep your floor beautiful over its lifespan, but you clothed and off of your roof.

1. An iron plus a wet cloth and you can fix dents on your floor. It works on wood furniture too! Just don’t leave it on too long.

2. Socks will help you prevent scratches, and allow you to make your furniture look like Flashdance.

3. With some toothpaste and a damp cloth you can prove what a lie “permanent marker” is.

4. You can Walter White this concoction together and see how your floors, windows, tile, etc. shine!

5. Magic eraser can take away most any unwanted marks, even scuffs.

6. Don’t want ninja-proof floors? Fine. Force some baby powder down in the cracks and your squeaky defense system goes bye bye.

7. One part vinegar + 3 parts canola oil and your floor scratches are a thing of the past. Get the mixture wrong and… for the love of god don’t get the mixture wrong.

8. Here’s another floor cleaner recipe that’ll do the trick, no harsh chemicals allowed! Just make sure and DO NOT put this by the milk in the fridge.

9. Uh-oh, Spot was a bad puppy. Here are some tips so you don’t have to remove Spot after you remove his spots.

10. You can steep some black tea in hot water for some amazing cleaning results.

11. Not only can old wine corks help you keep track of your drinking, but they are also wonderful for stabilizing wobbly chairs and protecting your floors.

12. This particular method might seem crazy, but you can repair scratches with steel wool and sandpaper!


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13. Here’s an easy solution for fixing light floor scratches.

14. A microfiber duster is a must in keep your floors and baseboards clean and scratch free.

15. Your floors lost their shine? Help them get their groove back with some Old English lemon oil like this Pinner did.

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Don’t Toss Those Old Dresser Drawers! Repurpose Them Instead With These 13 Genius Ideas

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When your dresser is kaput and your armoire is no more, they’ll usually find their way to the curb and await their final journey to the dump. But after all those years your drawers stored your drawers, don’t you think they deserve better than being cast aside like garbage?

In this age of repurposing, recycling and environmental snuggliness, there’s no reason you can’t upcycle your old beloved chest and make something useful out of all those drawers! Here’s thirteen useful ideas you could try when your dresser is about to shed its wooden coil.

1. The Mudroom. Better known as the place your kids just dump everything, a few drawers could turn this disaster area into an organized paradise.

2. Bookshelf. Some wood screws, some glue and some open wall space and you’ll soon have somewhere to stash your Fifty Shades of Grey collection.

3. Plant Holder. Plants just strewn about haphazardly all over your abode? Worry no more! With a few well-placed anchors you can put your flora friends all over your home!

4. Laundry Storage. Yes… that’s what they used to do, this is more for soaps and things.

5. Kitchen Storage. Like the laundry storage… except in the kitchen.

6. Jewelry Organizer. A very cool idea. A few extra knobs and some well-placed hooks and you’ve got a one-of-a-kind jewelry box.

7. Clothes Hanger. A good idea if you go with hooks in lieu of tiny white slippery knobs that won’t hold things very well.

8. DIY Dollhouse. A cute idea if you want Barbie to downgrade to a townhouse.

9. DIY Dog Bed. As sensitive as a dog’s nose is, they’ll always know they’re sleeping in what used to be your unmentionables drawer.


RELATED: 23 Genius Ways To Repurpose Junk You’re About To Throw Away. #12 Is Brilliant

10. Art Holder. The drawers themselves will be a form of art that will hold your art. It’s artception.

11. Magazine Rack. Perfect for your bathroom!

12. Bathroom Storage. Also perfect for your bathroom!

13. Kitchen Organizer. A great idea for one of the rooms in people’s homes that generally needs a lot of organization.

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7 Home Makeovers Where The Reveal Did Not Go As Planned

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Your home is your castle. It is the place where you hide away from the world after a long day of getting berated by your boss because your TPS reports didn’t get their due attention. It’s your safe space. So, with that in mind, why in God’s name would you put your precious abode in the hands of amateurs? Home makeover shows are all the rage in the reality TV world. A lot of times things go well and homeowners love their new redecorated and reinvigorated dwellings. Then, there are times like these…

1. Floral Overload.

If you like your room to look like Mary Poppins exploded in it, well, this room is right up your alley. If, like the rest of the normal people in the world, this room’s décor made your eyes go cross and you got an instant ice cream headache from looking at it… well it’s just a horrible job then.

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2. Bedroom Makeover… say whaaat?

The reason the people that did this decorating are considered “amateur”? Anyone that says, “You know what this room needs… a stuffed white squirrel”, does NOT deserve PRO status. Ever.

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3. Living Room Sadness.

While the design was nice and homeowners should probably be thankful for people doing work in their home, this is a case of beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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4. What Were They Thinking??

The first floor looks like it’s from the set of the 1980’s movie ‘Troll’. The second floor… well we think the designer has a Barbie obsession.

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5. Prank of the Week.

Two things. 1. Best.roommates.ever. 2. That’s what you get when you try and dress like you’re Tom Cruise from Top Gun. That’s what you get Maverick. A pink room.

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6. The Push-pop Room.

Oompa Loompa doopity doo, never let someone else decorate for you. Oompa Loompa doopity doolius, your room looks like an Orange Julius.

7. The Lionel Richie Room.

Yes, her reaction to the room = normal. His reaction to the room, expected after seeing his shirt choice.

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RELATED: 23 Inexpensive Projects That Will Add A Touch Of Class To Your Home

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Man Builds Dream Home Over A Pond So He Can Fish From A Hole In His Living Room Floor

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When you love something as much as this home’s owner loves fishing, you go to extreme measures. For some that might mean decorating an entire wing of the house in fishing memorabilia. For others, going so far as having their favorite fish tattooed somewhere personal on their body. For this Skiatook man, he built his home on a pond, and a fishing hole in his living room.

Paul Phillips, a contractor in the Skiatook area, has built a multitude of homes over the years in the community. Through the years he had a dream of building a special home. One that he could fish right through the living room floor. See the house that a love for fishing built. Thank god he didn’t have a love for NASCAR.

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6 SUCKY Realities About Selling Your Home, And 8 Ways To Make It Happen More QUICKLY

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Selling your house while you live in it sucks. There is no other way to describe it. And if you don’t live alone it sucks exponentially more with every family member, including pets. You may think I am exaggerating… but these words are the awful TRUTH.

The Sucky Truths

  1. You need to keep your house pristine. Not only neat and clean and picked up… but PRISTINE. Sparkly. Shiny. With absolutely no evidence that humans live there. No dishes in the kitchen sink, no toothbrush on the side of the sink in the bathroom, not one water drop on your mirrors. You are competing with model homes, you think model homes have water spots on their mirrors? Never.

  2. Not only do you need to keep your house pristine, but you need to keep your yard the same way. The lawn must be mowed and green, and you actually have to edge as well. No weeds, no leaves, no spiders in the corner of your patio. It needs to look like a story book… which is not an easy thing to do in this dust bowl we call home. You know those adorable bright red cushions you bought at Target last summer? They show every speck of dust, and you must clap them out every single day. You must keep the story book fantasy alive for your buyers!

  3. You must leave when you have showings. Not only must you leave, but your animals must leave too. Every single man on the planet and several women will say they are allergic to cats, so your cat should not be seen. Don’t even get me started on the litter box, get it outside. And Fido, he’s got to go too. Lots of people are legitimately afraid of dogs. Terrified. Irrational fear. Even if they hear the barking of a dog before they enter, they won’t enter. Forget it. If they don’t enter, guess what, they aren’t buying your house.

  4. So now you, your cat, dog, and three kids are in your car driving around in circles waiting for the agent to show up and show your house… and waiting, and waiting, and waiting. Susie forgot to use the potty, and she is hungry, the cat just peed in your car, and you are missing Dr. Phil… where is the agent??????? Finally, 32 minutes after he said he would be there he shows up, wearing shorts and a t shirt, and takes the buyers in… and 5 minutes later they leave??? What the heck was that? What happened? When your realtor calls for feedback she finds out they only want a single level home, no two stories. Are you kidding? It is listed as a two story, there are several pictures showing clearly it is a two story, you even have a picture of the stairs!!!! So you did all of that for nothing… again.

  5. When you send your listing to friends and family everyone will tell you how nice your house is, and why again are you moving? They will make you second guess and question every decision you have ever made, and really, look at that beautiful pool…

  6. You will get a ridiculous offer. It will ask for crazy things, like for you to pay all of their closing costs, or for you to leave your brand new Rainbow swing set in the backyard, or sometimes even your pet if they happened to catch a glimpse of the adorable thing before you got him in the car. What are they thinking? You are just selling your HOUSE, not your life!

After hearing about some of the challenges of having your home on the market you might be thinking why on earth would anyone ever do that???? Well, because you want to sell your home. Maybe you want, or need, to relocate. Maybe you want, or need, a bigger house, or a smaller house. Maybe you want to be closer to work, or closer to family…maybe you want a pool, or are done with taking care of a pool. Whatever it is there is a reason sellers put themselves through this.

So what is the solution? How can you make this process easier, as painless as possible, and as fast as possible… while still getting the most money for your house?

Before you go on the market:

  1. Stage your home. Put away all of the clutter. Pack up half of your stuff and store it in the garage. Make sure closets aren’t stuffed, rooms don’t feel crowded, and your personal items and photos aren’t making it impossible for a buyer to imagine the home as theirs.

  2. Make sure your pictures are phenomenal. Whether that is a professional photographer, or your agent, pictures are what 90% of buyers will use to decide if they want to see your home in person. Shine your best light on your house in your photos, get as many people through as possible. But do not overly edit your photos, that will turn people off, and make them feel cheated when they see the real thing.

  3. Price your house reasonably. People will skip your house if it is over priced. Buyers don’t like to haggle with unreasonable sellers, so be reasonable, from the start. Don’t dig your feet in during negotiations. Go for the win/win. If you want way above what other homes around you are selling for, don’t list your home for sale. The chance of finding a buyer is slim, and if you do, chances are they will need a loan… and loans need appraisals. Those are tough enough even pricing at market value, don’t set yourself up for a disaster. And if you real estate agent is letting you choose the price, find another real estate agent. One that will support the list price with comparable sales and with market knowledge… someone that does real estate full time.

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While you’re on the market:

  1. First of all, do numbers 1-6 of selling sucks when you are on the market. Don’t take anything personally, and if you fail occasionally, don’t beat yourself up.

  2. Make the house as available as possible. Real estate agents might not be able to give you 24 hours notice, sometimes buyers don’t give them the proper head’s up of what they want to see. Occasionally they will forget to make the appointment and will call from the driveway. If you can, let them in. They might not make it back.

  3. Crank your air down if it is hot outside. Make sure it feels good, smells good, and is as pleasant as possible for the buyers while they are in your home.

After you’ve accepted an offer:

  1. Expect to make repairs to your house. Lots of issues the buyer will bring to you will be warranted items, make sure you understand this before you accept an offer.
  2. Pack up, move out, and leave a clean home for the new owners…by the closing day. Leave your extra keys, garage remotes, mailbox location and keys, and any good to know info for them. Move on to your next home knowing you just completed an awesome win/win sale!

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50 Small Home Upgrades You Can Do For $1 Or Less

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Homeownership, despite all the benefits, can put a dent in your wallet with all the necessary repairs and improvements that come with the territory. That’s why we love sharing clever DIY tips that won’t break the bank: from adding a touch of class to your home, to concealing your home’s eyesores, to decorating your home on a budget using these cheat sheets.

Thanks to the generous folks at Vibrant Doors, you’re about to see 50 easy home improvements that cost less than a buck. This guide breaks it all down in five, easy-to-follow sections. Use it to turn your home into a cozy, immaculate and freshly styled sanctuary while saving some serious cash in the process.

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Family Moves Into New Home, Gets A Rude Awakening From Menacing Neighbors

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“Use the right tool for the job”…

The wisdom in that saying is why it’s been said for centuries. After all, you wouldn’t bring a knife to a gunfight, or a cat to a dogfight, would you? The point is, it’s not wise to do something yourself if you’re not qualified to handle the job. You want to use the right tool, or person, that the situation requires.

This brilliant 60 second commercial by the Canadian Real Estate Association (CREA) delves into the process of buying a new home… and biker gangs. As to how the two relate, you’ll have watch to find out.

At the end, you’ll understand why Realtors are so important.

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Now that you know to use a Realtor, no questions asked, you might want to learn exactly what Realtors do to earn their commission.

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Woman Shares A Simple (But Genius) Home Security Trick Her Protective Dad Taught Her

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We all deserve to feel safe in our own home, but all too often our rights are violated by thugs with nefarious agendas. However, we stumbled upon a Facebook post that reveals a simple security measure that could make things much harder for the bad guys… and much more comforting to us.

Mariana Harrison, a Realtor from Texas, shared a valuable piece of information from her Facebook account—advice relayed by her father years ago when she first lived alone—about burglars and front doors.

Yep, front doors—common points of entry for brazen burglars.

She explained in her post that the latches in most front doors have screws that are only half an inch long. These screws, she said, are no match for a burglar’s swift kick. And it makes sense when you think about it (who else besides me watches COPS?).

However, her dad, an undoubtedly wise man, advised her to always replace the small screws with two much larger 4-inch screws, which are drilled right into the door frame, making it virtually impossible for a would-be intruder to kick in the door quickly, or at all.

Look at the photo below and notice the size difference.

Mariana’s home-safety tip didn’t go without scrutiny and criticism, though. At least one commenter gave a differing viewpoint, basically saying that longer screws make it more difficult for firefighters to gain entry in the event of an emergency.

However, an actual fireman spoke up and put that guy’s counter-argument to bed by saying:

Many thanks to Mariana and her dad for sharing this tip! It’s a simple, logical security measure that’s easy and virtually free to do.

Unfortunately though, where there’s a will there’s a way, and if a burglar wants inside badly enough, it’ll happen. So for an added layer of protection for your valuables, check out these 19 Sneaky Hiding Places Around The Home To Stash Your Stuff.

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16 Signs You Might Be a Real Estate Agent

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You may have read Part 1 of this article, but if not, don’t click here to read it now. Instead, read this this one first, out of order. Because you’re a rebel like that.

You know you’re a real estate agent when…

1. You remember EVERY house you ever sold.


2. You save ALL receipts, especially when meeting friends or clients for lunch. Receipts = write-offs and Realtors love write-offs!


3. When driving around to run errands, you subconsciously track the mileage to and from the grocery store, the bank, and the dry cleaners.


4. When at the grocery store, you see wine on sale and buy it by the case load.


5. When leaving the grocery store, you have to move dozens of open house signs out of the way in your trunk in order to allow your groceries to fit.


6. When you drive through your neighborhood, you slow-roll by any home with another agent’s sign on the lawn, and then immediately look it up in the MLS to scope out your competition.


7. You almost always type in your lockbox code on your microwave.


8. You suck at math and depend on a calculator to provide a seller the breakdown of costs, but you can figure out 3% in your head, in two seconds!

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9. You are one helluva negotiator and always get amazing deals at garage sales! You end up winning the bid because you explain that the item is only worth what a buyer is willing to pay, and convince them it’s overpriced.


10. Your phone rings and alerts you with texts pretty much all hours of the day, and this is totally normal. This image is indelibly etched into your brain:

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11. You answer your phone, “Hi this is (your name) with ABC Realty, how can I help you?” even though it was your mom, your kid’s school, or doctor’s office calling.


12. You remember EVERY co/op agent you’ve ever worked with. Some, more than others.


13. Your schedule changes day by day and sometimes several times a day, so you rely heavily on your calendar. Trying to squeeze in a quick hair appointment, or find time to go to the bank or return an item you bought a month ago requires some creative juggling and excellent time management skills.


14. When someone asks to see recent photos of your kids, you whip out your phone and have to scroll through HUNDREDS of photos of homes you listed or sold and funny real estate memes, until you can get to them.


15. You have a diverse wardrobe: classy & sophisticated suits for closings, semi-dressy attire for meetings and luncheons, business casual yet comfortable pants and polos for showings, and broken in jeans and t-shirts for inspections or showings to close friends or family that you don’t care to dress up for. Don’t get me started on the shoes!


16. You cringe and feel your blood pressure rise when you hear a commercial for Zillow or Quicken Rocket Loans!

You just read part 2. Check out Part 1 here.

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13 Creative Fence Designs To Inspire Your Inner Artist

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If you think a fence is simply a barrier between two homes that provides a little bit of privacy and a small level of security, think again. They can offer a lot more. Some homeowners are turning them into a literal decorative medium that brings a whole new artistic experience to the entire yard.

1. Turn Your Fence into A CanvasTurn little Tina’s scribblings into certified street art with this clever DIY project.

2. Marble-ize Your FenceWhen light comes through one side, beautiful spectrums of colors will come out the other.

3. Hang Old Kitchenware to Your FenceWe like to call this the “Clampitt Motif.”

4. Do The Same with Vintage ChinaYes, because grandma snuck those through the war as her most prized possession for you to hang them on a fence.

5. Use Planters and FramesNo, that’s not the name of a new store soccer moms will flock to. It’s an interesting way to highlight your hanging plants on the fence.

6. Hang Mirrors UpDon’t worry, it won’t be creepy in the middle of the night when you’re letting the dog out.

7. Or Hang a Window On ItAnd hope birds won’t fly into your fence.

8. Paint a Fun MuralJust make sure it’s tasteful.

9. Tin Planters Are In!Saving your soup cans for recycling? Don’t! Do this instead.

10. Lamp Oil Mason Jar LightsA classy way to create ambiance.

11. Put up Hanging PlantersThis is also a great idea for herb gardening if you have limited yard space.


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12. Don’t Shutter At This Fence IdeaCool concept but these will ALWAYS blow away in storms.

13. Surf Up Your FenceGreat idea if you live near the beach.

There’s a lot more creative fence ideas here in this video, too.

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But no matter how pretty and stylish you make your fence, it still doesn’t mean Fido won’t find a way to scale it.

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25 Ways To Make A Small Bedroom Look Bigger

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A small bedroom poses a unique challenge in decorating because of the lack of space. However, that doesn’t mean the bedroom has to actually feel small. There are many tips and tricks that interior designers and decorators utilize in a small room to actually make it look much bigger.

Everything from color schemes to furniture placement affects the perceived size of a room. Too much clutter and the room will feel small. Heavy, dark window drapes mute the natural light that should enter the room.

Shutterfly has outlined all of these tips and more in their infographic on 25 ways to make a small bedroom look bigger.

Read expanded descriptions below.

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MAKE YOUR BEDROOM LOOK BIGGER USING PAINT

1. Paint your walls light colors.

The reason this works is simply because lighter colors will reflect the light, making it seem brighter and roomier. Darker paint absorbs light, which will feel smaller and more constricting. In this bedroom, the walls are painted a light, lively blue color, making this small room feel much larger. When thinking about your bedroom design, try to stay away from dark colors.

2. Monochromatic paint.

Coordination is an important feature of any room design and the best place to start is with your paint. Use monochromatic paint colors throughout the room to create fluidity and space. Painting the room with different or opposite colors will segment off portions of the room when viewing, making it feel smaller. This small room uses shades of blue to coordinate the flow of color.

3. Paint the trim a slightly lighter color.

Another simple optical illusion, by painting the trim a slightly lighter color than the walls, your eye perceives depth. Incorporating this simple trick in your small bedroom design will make it feel like the walls are farther away, giving you a roomier feeling bedroom. Notice the white trim around the doorframe and ceiling pictured here offsets the blue with a lighter, white color.

4. Paint the ceiling darker or with a bold pattern.

This is an interesting technique because you are essentially tricking the eye to look upward. Using colors or patterns that pop will draw the eye upward, which gives the illusion of height even if you don’t necessarily have high ceilings. This fun bedroom ceiling is painted to mimic the dark blue night sky.

MAKE YOUR BEDROOM LOOK BIGGER WITH FURNITURE

5. Use space-saving furniture.

Not all small bedroom design ideas are optical illusions. Obviously, the less furniture that you have in your bedroom, the bigger it will look. A simple solution would be raising your bed with risers and then storing your clothes beneath. You can also purchase beds with built in storage beneath, like the bed pictured here. But, don’t stop there, get creative with the rest of your small room design ideas. Utilize folding desks and chairs and store them when you aren’t using them.

6. Avoid excessive furniture.

You don’t always need two bedside tables, especially in a small room. This tip is relatively simple on paper, but somewhat harder in practice. It is always nice to have extra things to make your life easier, but if space is an issue, less furniture will make your room seem much bigger. By keeping the bed on the floor and using only one small table as the only piece of furniture, this small bedroom looks much bigger.

7. Get creative.

Instead of a full size bed, try using a futon, which doubles as a couch during the day. If you really want to hide away, try installing a pullman bed. These will maximize floor space when you aren’t sleeping. If you are looking for some nice small bedroom design ideas for lounging that don’t take up floor space, try a hammock. Another great idea for small rooms with multiple children is the bunk bed—the ones pictured here even have built-in shelving.

8. Keep low to the ground.

Stay away from tall chairs and tables in your small bedroom design, and definitely get rid of the high headboard. By keeping things low to the ground, you are creating more space above, which keeps the wall cleaner and ceiling seem higher. The bedroom pictured here has smaller ceiling, but by keeping the bed on the ground, it makes the bedroom look and feel much bigger.

9. Transparent furniture.

Try replacing your wooden desk with a glass table top. This takes up the same amount of space, but tricks the eye into feeling like it does not. Pair your desk with some acrylic or lucite chairs and you have a minimal visual impact work space that will help make your whole bedroom look bigger. This lucite chair and small desk combination do the trick for a small room.

10. Exposed legs on your furniture.

Building shelving around your bedding and recessing the bed a bit is a great small bedroom design idea. The shelving doubles as bedside table, saving space in that regard, but by having the bed recessed, it creates an illusion of depth in the wall, making the small room feel bigger.

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12. Stay out of the middle zone.

Leave space above hanging art to give the illusion of a taller wall. However, if you have shelves or other storage, keep it closer to the ceiling to draw the eye upwards. The easiest way to do this is by breaking your wall into thirds, instead of halves. The hanging art should live closer to the lower third and any shelves or storage closer to the upper third. Each has a heightening effect. This bedroom image uses the low shelf and low hanging photo, leaving much more space above.

13. Mirrors are the ultimate illusion.

If you have a bare wall or door in your bedroom, add some mirrors to make it look bigger. Mirrors not only reflect light, but a cleverly angled mirror will also create depth or height. Optimally, you would want your mirrors to go floor-to-ceiling. The most common use of this would be mirrored closet doors, but those aren’t always part of every small bedroom design. The mirror in the room pictured here is placed near the window, giving an even wider sense of space for a small room.

14. Color code everything.

Be sure to color coordinate your decorations throughout the room. Something as simple as grouping books of like colors together will create a sense of unity throughout. Try to match your pillows with your wall art. This creates coherence, which is a necessity in a small room. The color-coded design in this small bedroom provides any easy flow. The mix of yellows and blues can be seen all throughout.

15. Mount shelves.

A simple way to keep things off of the floor and free up walking space is to mount shelves. Use them to store books, picture frames, or even clothes. However, be sure to keep the colors of shelves coordinated throughout the room. The items on the shelf should also be organized and color-coded if possible. These unique shelves constructed above the child’s desk are a great space saver and perfectly match the darker wall color.

16. Organization.

A clutter free room is key to the perception of space and will make a small bedroom look much bigger. Keep your clothes in drawers, your pencils in a jar, and your loose pennies in your piggy bank. This boy’s small room pictured does away with all of the clutter, leaving clean floors and a clean desktop for working. Overall the room looks and feels much larger than it actually is.

17. Empty space.

Some people don’t realize the virtues of empty space. It is not necessary to fill all of your shelves to the brim. Empty space is essential for a smaller room, because it helps let the room breathe a bit. If you find the need to decorate your room with small pieces, follow what is called the Cantaloupe rule, which states that your decorations shouldn’t be smaller than a cantaloupe. Anything smaller will add clutter. The room pictured here does away with pretty much everything, making it feel much larger.

18. Smaller lamps.

Instead of having a lone source light in the middle of your ceiling, try using several smaller lamps around the room. This will draw the eyes around the room, exaggerating your sense of space. A nice, easy way to incorporate this in your bedroom design would be to place lamps on your bedside table, like this cozy bedroom pictured here.

19. Bold wall art.

Instead of peppering the room with photos, use a single bold piece of art. This will help create a focal point in the room, giving it structure and depth. Any of these canvas prints are a great choice. This luxurious piece of art hung above the bed is a great example of the way to draw all of the eyes to one point in the room.

20. Coordinate vertically or horizontally.

This is a very important rule for making your bedroom feel larger. Think of your room as a large painting or drawing. You want the lines of movement to coordinate throughout. If you have vertical lines and patterns everywhere, but then suddenly a horizontal patch, it breaks up the flow and segments the room, making it feel smaller. Either vertical or horizontal is great, but just don’t mix and match. Follow the horizontal path around the room pictured here in everything from the shudders to the abacus.

21. Don’t let the drapes hit the floor.

This follows the same principle as keeping the legs exposed on your furniture. By letting your drapes run all the way to the floor, you are cutting off the flow of the room. They shouldn’t run and pool on the floor. A great idea is to tie them up or leave a few inches below, like pictured in this photo.

22. No dark drapes. (Or better yet, no drapes at all!)

Although you may want to keep out the bright, early morning sun, the natural light is going to expand your bedroom’s sense of space. Paired with your mirrors and light colored walls, you will notice a difference right away in a small. However, if you really need the drapes, stay away from dark colors. The best way to make your room feel bigger is by utilizing sheer, white drapes like the ones pictured in this image.

23. Use a light-colored, simple-patterned sheet or quilt.

Since this is the bedroom, your bed sheets are going to be a key ingredient in the decoration of your room. When choosing your sheets, stay away from loud, busy patterns. Try to coordinate the colors and shapes with drapes to match the flow of the room. Get creative and use one of these personalized photo quilts or woven photo blankets. Over all else, stick to lighter, brighter color like the one pictured below to make the room feel larger.

24. Use high drapes.

While not everyone is fortunate enough to have floor to ceiling windows, you can still create an illusion of this by mounting your drapes above your window frame and letting them hang long (but don’t let them touch or pool on the floor). This will create the horizontal effect that draws the eyes upwards like this room does with these sheer pink drapes.

25. Keep it simple.

This is the best rule in all design, but especially if you want to make a small bedroom seem larger. It is easy to fall into the trap of adding unnecessary decorations and details, and after a while, you end up with a cramped, cluttered room. A few pictures, a nice lamp, and a beautiful plant placed in the corner is all that is needed in this room.

Overall, a room will always feel larger if you keep it clean and organized. Experiment with different types of furniture, beds, and bedding. Rearrange the layout and build shelves to maximize the space of your room. A simple design with coordinating colors and patterns will not only make it more visually appealing, but also make your small bedroom room seem bigger.

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10 Ways Your Real Estate Agent Is Like Your Mother

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1. She makes you clean your room.

When selling your home, the overall first impression is most important to prospective buyers. Don’t be surprised if your agent reminds you to tidy up before showings, make your bed, and not stuff your dirty laundry in the closet like you did when you were a teenager.

2. She takes your calls late at night.

No matter your age, clients are like agents’ babies and their nurturing instincts kick in when she sees a call come in late at night. She will most likely ask you if everything is OK before you even have a chance to speak.

3. She worries about you when you don’t respond to her many calls, texts, and emails.

You can’t hide from your Mom OR your real estate agent! Remember when you went away to college or worked a late night job, and your mom always wanted you to check in with a quick phone call from time to time? Remember how she’d think the worst when a day would pass after you didn’t return her call and she was seconds away from calling hospitals to make sure you weren’t there? Your agent is wired the same way, so just communicate to prevent any possible panic attacks, ok?

4. She teaches you how to save your money, set a budget, and help you stick to it.

Your mom taught you the value of a dollar when she paid you allowance, and an extra fifty cents to take out the garbage was an exciting bonus! She probably also helped you budget and explained taxes and savings when you started working a real job. You’re an adult now, so your mom probably doesn’t want to be seen as a nuisance meddling with your personal finances… but your agent doesn’t mind!

Your agent wants you to know all the costs associated with any home sale or purchase, and has your best interests in mind. When you want to see homes $50K out of your budget, she’ll reel you back into reality and coach you along the way to find a home you will love—and that you can afford.

5. She makes you do your homework.

Yes, you have homework when you’re buying a home. You’ll want to drive by any homes that interest you. You’ll want to survey the neighborhood, the convenience to schools, shopping and your workplace, and the overall curb appeal. Just like your mom reminded you to study before an exam, your agent will remind you that online photos don’t show everything and you should really check out the area first.

6. She’s a good listener.

Your mom always has time for you and will listen to you whine, complain, and share fears and excitement; she’s always there for you when you need an ear. Your agent is too, and the more you share with her, the better she will understand what you want and need, whether it’s selling or buying a home. Both mom and agent always want the best for you.

7. You drive her to drink.

Why do you think your mom always had her favorite coffee mug that wasn’t full of coffee, and a nice wine collection on display with no dust on the bottles? Or why she brought a thermos to all of your Little League games in the heat of summer? Your agent has the same mug, same wine collection, and same thermos with your name written all over ‘em. Although both have your best interests at heart, there are times that you can be quite a challenge.

8. She drives you around and not ask for gas money.

Mothers log hundreds of miles on their cars driving to and from baseball practice, dance lessons and competitions, after-school functions, summer camp, and to and from the doctor every time you had an ear infection or strep throat. Agents log even more miles, and they enjoy it because it allows quality time to discuss your home-buying wants and needs, hopes and dreams, and occasionally a chance to rock out together when a good jam comes on the radio.

9. She gives you tough love.

Mom kissed your boo-boos, and it broke her heart if you got hurt. But she didn’t hesitate to smack the back of your head if you did something stupid. She would hug you tight and smother you with kisses one minute, and the next be chasing you with a fly-swatter threatening to spank you when you acted up. Agents are the same way (minus the fly swatters), because they will tell you what you need to hear, and not always what you want to hear.

They’ll break bad news and console you when you didn’t get the house. They’ll also give you the figurative head-smack when you need to focus and stop making stupid decisions like buying a new car a week after getting pre-approved for a loan. Or putting off seeing a home that would’ve been perfect for you (and finding out the next day it had sold). Or not doing your homework and wasting an hour of time driving to a house that backs up to a power plant with the county jail next door. Just listen and do everything your agent advises, and all should be hunky dory.

10. She’s both happy and sad when you move on, but ultimately is proud to see you pursue your dreams and to have been part of the journey.

Moms go through “empty nest syndrome” when you leave home, and they cry and cry and miss you more than you can imagine when you’re gone. They know they’ll see you again, and they beam with pride when you leave for college. Or buy your first home. Or get married and move out. But they’re also so sad inside because they know you’re all grown up now and don’t need them as much anymore.

Real estate agents go through this too. After spending weeks or months with a client, bonding with them, creating memories, and sharing in their joy of buying or selling a home, all the phone calls and meetings end when the home closes and they’re no longer needed.

The best thing you can do to make each of them feel better is this:

Call your mom and remind her you love her, and send your agent referrals to remind her she was awesome!


RELATED: 7 Reasons Your Realtor Is The Best Friend You Never Knew You Had

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